DafuqMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after hoses because you'll only end up with a train in your hand." I never quite understood his advice until one festivus, I was gardening with my best friend Ting. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was burning and spooky sounds came from deep within. Ting saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!